This weekend is WrestleMania 38, and as usual WWE is doing their best to put on the least exciting lineup they can!
Don't get me wrong, there are a few bouts I'm genuinely looking forward to. But then there are numerous bouts that belong nowhere near the biggest show of the year, and some GLARING omissions.
Just take a look at this.
Guys who have a match at WrestleMania 38:
Johnny Knoxville
Logan Paul
Happy Corbin
Rick Boogs
Ridge Holland
Pat McAfee
Austin Theory
Otis
Omos
Guys who do not have a match at WrestleMania 38:
Finn Balor (current US Champion)
Ricochet (current Intercontinental Champion)
Damian Priest (remember how protected he was for like a year?)
Sorry WWE loyalists, there is ZERO excuse for the company's two secondary singles champions to be left off a TWO-NIGHT show while some D-list celebrities and not-ready-for-primetime players get slots. None. This is why no one takes those two titles seriously anymore. What's worse, the WWE and Universal Titles are almost certainly being unified for a little while, so the company could really do with a secondary title that means something to fill that void, no? I'm pretty sure when Vince puts these shows together he thinks "Hmmm, how can I ruin the night for at least 20% of the audience?" Whether it's a good SummerSlam marred by that Becky-Bianca squash, a good WrestleMania marred by that Sheamus-Bryan squash (wow, that was TEN YEARS AGO), or an historic women's main event marred by being on after midnight at the end of a seven-hour show, Vince is apparently incapable of presenting a big PPV without including a heaping dose of goodwill-damaging stupidity.
Anyway, this wasn't meant to be a WWE bitch-fest, so let's predict some matches.